Firstly just a little bit in way of disclaimer. This is intended as
a parody of the bible. While I'm laughing at the bible here I'm sure most
christians can't
complain as I doubt that they've actually read it. Also I'm a linguist
and a frustrated comedian, not a scientist. This book isn't going to be
overly accurate but since I'm only competing with the bible I guess
I don't have to be too accurate. If you want accuracy I recommend.
The blind watchmaker, by richard dawkins
and most of the stuff in the timelife series.
The Old Testament (AKA: Copying the Torah then invalidating
it in your second book)
1: The book of expansion
2: The book of genetics
(technically the book of exodus was the second in the bible while genesis
was the first but this order works better)
while other books are yet to come they are reliant on my attention span,
thus they are doomed. If anyone out there wants to write any other
books of the scientific bible then send me it and I'll stick it here
(giving you credit and maybe even reciprocal links).
However I put bagsies on leviticus... I can have a lot of fun with
that one.
Send comments, new books and hate mail (remember only 6.3mi on the Miskanzi internet profanity scale) to
I'm sure he'll appreciate the change of people actually writing to him
for once. He can thank me later.